200+ Interesting Sarcastic Quotes [with Sarcasm Ranking]

Life is full of challenges, and sometimes the best way to face them is with a healthy dose of humor. For instance, there are days when the to-do list seems endless, and the coffee just isn't strong enough. On those days, a quote like, "I'm not lazy; I'm on energy-saving mode," can bring a smile to your face and remind you that it's okay to take a break. Or, when you're struggling with a difficult project at work, a sarcastic nudge such as, "I'm not arguing; I'm just explaining why I'm right," can help you see the lighter side of the situation and keep pushing through.

And let's not forget those moments when you're scrolling through TikTok or YouTube, watching brain rot videos. A sarcastic comment like, "Thanks for the brain cells I lost watching this," can make the mindless scrolling a bit more bearable. Whether you're dealing with everyday stress or just need a laugh after a mind-numbing video, these sarcastic quotes are here to add a touch of humor to your day. Indeed, we make 5 levels for sarcastic quotes, I hope you like them.

• Level 1: Slightly sarcastic.
• Level 2: Moderately sarcastic. 
• Level 3: Sarcastic.
• Level 4: Very sarcastic.
• Level 5: Splendid sarcastic. What’s more, It's more literary and philosophical.

Level 1 Slightly Sarcastic Quotes

1. "Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?" - Pulp Fiction.
2. "Well, this is awkward."
3. "Thanks for the advice. I was wondering what to ignore today." 
4. "I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?" - Chandler Bing, Friends
5. "I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don't want to see you every day." 
6. "If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it." 
7. "I may look calm, but inside my mind, I've killed you 20 times, in 5 minutes, in 20 different ways." 
8. “When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.” 
9. "Well, isn't that special?" - The Church Lady, SNL
10. “I am busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?”
11. "Thanks for stating the obvious." 
12. "No, I don't want to hear your opinion. I want to hear you shut up." 
13. "I'm so glad you could make it. I've been saving this silence just for you." 
14. "Oh, I'm sorry. Did my back hurt your knife?" 
15. "Well, this is a surprise. I didn't think you'd show up until I saw you." 
16. "I'm not always sarcastic. Sometimes I'm sleeping." 
17. "Oh, I see you've set yourself up for failure. That's cute." 
18. “Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.” 
19. "You never realize how truly sarcastic you are until you have a mini-me who acts the same way."
20. I’m not saying I hate you, what I’m saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life.”

Level 2 Moderately Sarcastic Quotes

1. "When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark."
2. "I’d explain it to you, but I don’t have crayons and a blank piece of paper with me right now."
3. "You consistently set low expectations for yourself and still fail to meet them."
4. “I clapped because it’s finished, not because I like it.”
5. "Are your shoulders sore from carrying the load in conversations with your friends?"
6. "They can also be a great means of throwing some shade or smack talk to your friends or family members who give you a hard time."
7. "Do you think you could handle a few sarcastic quotes? Ever yearn to be blunt but without hurting someone’s feelings? One perfect means to do it is through sarcasm."
8. "When someone tells me to 'suck it up' when I'm down, I get the urge to break their legs with a bat and say 'walk it off.'"
9. "Thanks for pretending not to see me when I was pretending not to see you, so we could avoid that awkward conversation neither of us wanted."
10. "Oh, hey, kettle, I'm pot and wow, you're black." - Olivia Cunning, Tie Me.
11. "You think I'm cute when I'm angry? Get ready, I'm about to be drop-dead gorgeous."
12. "If I'm being sarcastic with you, it's either because I like you enough to tease, or I can't stand you and don't care if you know it."
13. "I just say 'Morning' instead of 'Good Morning,' because if it were a good morning, I'd still be in bed, not dealing with people."
14. "If you’ve never met the devil in the road of life, it’s because you’re both heading in the same direction."
15. "My imaginary friend says that you need a therapist."
16. "My neighbor’s diary says that I have boundary issues."
17. "Don’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does."
18. "I’m not sarcastic. I can’t be around people who take everything I say seriously. I’m not being mean, I’m just sarcastic as hell and I like to joke around. Why are you crying?"
19. "I almost gave a f..ck. Scared the shit out of myself."
20. "If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, then don’t ask a stupid question."

Level 3 Sarcastic Quotes

1. "If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you." - Groucho Marx
2. "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but the highest form of intelligence." - Oscar Wilde
3. "I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don’t want to see you every day."
4. "I’d explain it to you, but I don’t have crayons and a blank piece of paper with me right now."
5. "You consistently set low expectations for yourself and still fail to meet them."
6. "May I interest you in a sarcastic comment, instead?" - Chandler Bing, Friends
7. "When someone tells me to 'suck it up' when I'm down, I get the urge to break their legs with a bat and say 'walk it off.'"
8. "Thanks for pretending not to see me when I was pretending not to see you, so we could avoid that awkward conversation neither of us wanted."
9. "Oh, hey, kettle, I'm pot and wow, you're black." 
10. "You think I'm cute when I'm angry? Get ready, I'm about to be drop-dead gorgeous."
11. "If I'm being sarcastic with you, it's either because I like you enough to tease, or I can't stand you and don't care if you know it." 
12. "It's that love/hate feeling—on the one hand, you can't stand them, but on the other, you find them hilarious."
13. "Sarcasm is a great way to let out your frustration while keeping a smile on your face."
14. "Smartass quotes are the best way to vent your annoyance while still being the charming person you are."
15. "If you can't handle sarcasm, you're going to have a hard time with the truth."
16. "Sarcasm is just one more service I offer."
17. "I'm not always sarcastic. Sometimes I'm sleeping."
18. "Sarcasm is the body's natural defense against stupidity."
19. "I'm not being rude. You're just being sensitive and taking everything I say literally."
20. "Sarcasm is the art of saying the opposite of what you mean while making it sound like you mean it."

Level 4 Very Sarcastic Quotes

1. "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but the highest form of intelligence." - Oscar Wilde
2. "I’m not sarcastic. I’m just intelligent beyond your understanding." - Anonymous
3. "Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence." - Ashleigh Brilliant
4. “Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.” - Steven Wright
5. "It's just that your level of ignorance has rendered me speechless."
6. "You're everything I want in someone I don't want anymore." 
7. "If they act like they can live without you... Help them do it." 
8. "Shut your mouth when you’re talking to me." 
9. "Sometimes I meet people and feel bad for their dog."
10. "Sure I’ll help you out… the same way you came in." 
11. "You play the victim. I'll play the disinterested bystander."
12. "My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck."
13. "The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office." - Robert Frost
14. "People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world." - Bill Watterson, The Calvin and Hobbes Tenth Anniversary Book
15. "People say, ‘But Betty, Facebook is a great way to connect with old friends.’ Well, at my age, if I want to connect with old friends I need a Ouija board." - Betty White
16. "I’m not offended by blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb…and I also know that I’m not blonde." - Dolly Parton
17. "You know you’ve reached middle age when you’re cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police." - Joan Rivers
18. "Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak." - Steven Wright
19. "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt." - Mark Twain
20. "Sarcasm: the last refuge of modest and chaste-souled people when the privacy of their soul is coarsely and intrusively invaded." - Fyodor Dostoevsky

Level 5 Splendid Sarcastic Quotes

1. "I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
2. "I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception." - Groucho Marx
3. The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. ¹ Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." - George Bernard Shaw
4. "Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans." - John Lennon
5. “The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." - Bertrand Russell
6. "Never work with children or animals." - W.C. Fields
7. "I would never join a club that would have me as a member." - Groucho Marx
8. "Politics is almost as exciting as war, and quite as dangerous. In war you can only be killed once, but in politics many times." - Winston Churchill
9. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin
10. "The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco." - Mark Twain:
11. "If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals." - Dorothy Parker
12. "Too much of a good thing can be wonderful." - Mae West
13. "You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the South? Nothing! Someone’s losing a trailer, number one.” - Robin Williams
14. “Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.” - Ashleigh Brilliant
15. "Marry me and I’ll never look at another horse!" - Groucho Marx
16. "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." - Groucho Marx
17. "There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works." - Will Rogers
18. "Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name." - Steven Wright
19. "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late." - Max Kauffmann
20. "I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." - Sir Winston Churchill

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